Hot Man, Cold Women
One thing I can’t understand.
Why your hot cause you’re a man?
Five women in a room. All cold.
You, however, are hot, we are told.
Could it be due to female hormones?
“Not that old story again”, he groans.
“There is no reason to be cold” he gloats.
“It’s hot enough to croak a goat.”
All the women then glare at him.
One of them asks if he can swim.
Then, the women start closing in.
He says “calm down now” with a grin.
Quickly he springs for the door.
He wasn’t going back there anymore.
The women then turned up the heat.
Then, all was well, from head to feet.
———————————————-R. W. Johnson—–(2011)