Emotionally Impaired Dog
They have a seeing eye dog.
They have a dog for the hearing impaired.
They have a bomb sniffing dog.
Also drug sniffing dogs who care.
What I need is an emotionally impaired dog.
One who fixes broken hearts.
A special, caring, loving dog.
One that really knows his part.
I need a dog to fix my blues.
I need a dog to improve the news.
I need a dog to mend my heart.
I need a dog to do his part.
I am emotionally distraught.
I fell for someone really hot.
She dumped me like last week’s garbage.
So,— then began the heartaches.
Emotionally distraught with no end in sight.
Knocked down, drug out, feeling low.
There must be something that will make it right.
Maybe a dog with a loving soul.
I’m not talking about an ugly girl.
I am saying a real dog is my goal.
He/she will love me and be thrilled.
I need a dog to fix my blues.
I need a dog to improve the news.
I need a dog to mend my heart.
I need a dog to do his part.
I am emotionally distraught.
I fell for someone really hot.
She dumped me like last week’s garbage.
So,—then began the heartaches.
He will love me with no restrictions.
She will love me through thick and thin.
His/her devotion will need no fixin.
A dog like that can only be a win win.
I will love her like no other.
He/she will be the world to me.
I will treat her better than a lover.
A lover who was happy to dump me.
I need a dog to fix my blues.
I need a dog to improve the news.
I need a dog to mend my heart.
I need a dog to do his part.
I am emotionally distraught.
I fell for someone really hot.
She dumped me like last week’s garbage.
So, —then began the heartaches.
——————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2012)