The ‘Redneck’ Way
Way back in the Ozark mountains.
There are some ‘rednecks’ living there.
The census taker can’t count them.
He is told: ‘Don’t enter. Beware.’
The rumors, taken all in fun.
Say the ‘rednecks’ are inbred.
They will greet you with a gun.
The women want a man to wed.
Most stay clear of going there.
Just in case the rumor is true.
A ‘redneck’ gal is too much to bare.
She will rape you fore she’s through.
Some city slickers went there fishing.
They were not seen for some time.
They’d rather be dead than just missing.
What happened to them was a major crime.
They wouldn’t talk about it at all.
They walked like a corncob was up their ass.
If pushed, they just started to bawl.
Given the chance, they got out fast.
They only gave this final warning.
Don’t go into the Ozark mountains.
You’ll be raped every night and morning.
You’ll squeal like a pig. It is their way of courting.
———————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2017)