Trouble On The Muni
I took a ride on a Muni bus.
Everyone was in a rush.
A man started throwing a fit.
Started cussing and wouldn’t quit.
He pulled an old lady out of her seat.
Then sat down before anyone could speak.
The old lady hit him with her cane.
He called her a whore by name.
He got up and punched her lights out.
She hit the floor without a shout.
People grabbed him without a word.
As the driver pulled to the curb.
They threw him off the bus.
He started to rant and cuss.
The driver pulled back into the street.
As the guy was climbing to his feet.
Later, I read in a local paper.
The guy thrown off turned into a hater.
He tried to sue the old lady & the bus line.
Said they hurt him & he wasn’t fine.
Someone recorded it all with their phone.
The jury watched it as he let out a groan.
He is in the slammer now for assault.
I hope he knows how the old lady felt.
But, most likely, he didn’t learn a thing.
Who knows what trouble these idiots will bring.
——————————–R. W. Johnson—–(2016)