Punk Skunk
Punk Skunk went to town
with his britches upside down.
Punk Skunk let a fart
and blew the sidewalk all apart.
When the police came to see.
Punk Skunk said “It wasn’t me.”
But, they knew that he had lied.
Cause Punk Skunk’s smell
could make you cry, or die.—————–R. W. Johnson—–(1984)
Punk goes to school
One day Punk Skunk went to school.
Just to see how much he knew.
The teacher said it’s time for art.
Punk Skunk thought she said to fart.
Punk Skunk passed an awful smell
that made the children cough & yell.
As the children choked & screamed,
Punk Skunk up & split the scene.
He said “Home is the place for me.
I’m smarter than them. It’s plain to see.”—–R. W. Johnson—–(1984)
Punk Skunk has a date
Punk Skunk called someone for a date.
He was told he better not be late.
When he arrived, she opened the door
& immediately fell upon the floor.
She coughed & choked & held her nose.
Then sprayed him down with a water hose.
Punk Skunk ran away in tears
& hasn’t had another date in years.———–R. W. Johnson—–(1985)
Punk Skunk’s first job
Punk Skunk got a job one day.
Watching children while they play.
But, when the children came outside.
They coughed & choked & almost died.
They all fell upon the ground
& started spinning round & round.
Punk Skunk didn’t know what to do.
He thought, maybe, they had the flu.
He thought they could use some air.
So he fanned his tail on everyone there.
But, when they started turning blue
Punk Skunk didn’t know what to do.
So Punk Skunk turned & ran away.
He quit his job that very day.——————R. W. Johnson—–(1985)