Shy Lab Man Has Success
I needed help to find my way.
It has become a tragic day.
Nothing has gone right in the lab.
There was an accident & it was bad.
A certain fluid got on my skin.
It was absorbed within.
Now, I am feeling really oddly.
Something is happening to my body.
Am I turning into a human Hulk?
Will I end up with hair, like a goat?
A am madly looking for a mirror.
I am starting to feel really queer.
I find a mirror and take a look.
What a change! I could write a book.
I am now tall, dark, and very handsome.
I almost feel like dancing.
I look like a woman’s answer to her dream.
I have never looked this good or lean.
This potion was meant for something else.
Funny how it made my old looks melt.
I am wondering how long it will last?
If I stay this way, I will have a blast.
Come on girls, ‘Big Daddy’ has arrived.
I will make your libido come alive.
Hollywood hansom’s have nothing on me.
I am as handsome as can be.
I have the knowledge Playboy has given.
50 Shades Of Gray is my living.
I have all the male attributes.
Enhanced to the max for no excuse.
I have a six pack, with muscle to spare.
I also have just the right amount of hair.
Suddenly, something splashed in my face.
I looked around. What was this place?
“Wake up” “You slipped and fell”
“Clean yourself up. You look like hell.”
What?? It was all a dream??
Nothing is ever what it seems.
Back to work in this dreary lab.
I guess making skin creams isn’t bad.
But, I wish I could be that man.
The one who said “Because I can.”
Then proceeded to have whoever he wanted.
“Women’s gift of man”, he taunted.
“Did you say something?” his lab partner said.
“Just talking to myself.” Then asked “Are you wed.”
“Am I married?” “No.” “Why?”
“I want to take you out, like that other guy.”
“What other guy?” she asked.
“The one I imagined when knocked out” he gasped.
“Sure. I accept.”
I guess you know what happened next.
———————————————-R. W. Johnson—–(2015)