World’s Mysteries Revealed
The mysteries of the world are coming to a head.
Many unbelievable things will soon be made known.
Proof that a ‘bigfoot’ type being isn’t dead.
The Loch Ness Monster will finally be shown.
Planet ‘X’ will be shown to exist.
Ancient aliens will be proven beyond doubt.
The ‘hollow earth’ story will have a twist.
If Santa was real, we all could shout.
Alien abduction will be found to be true.
Cattle mutilations will be explained.
Crop circles will have meaning for you.
The Easter Island mystery will not be lame.
Moth man will finally land.
Fairies will be found to be alive.
Unicorns will march in a marching band.
Killer bees will mutate in their hives.
Time travel will no longer be a myth.
Parallel worlds will become common place.
The Holy Ark will be shown to exist.
Noah’s Ark will prove to be a special case.
The Illuminati will make themselves known.
Magic will be shown to be real.
Donald Duck will get a “Qucakland” of his own.
Humpty Dumpty will slip on a potato peel.
Jack from ‘The Box’ will punch Ronald McDonald
In an attempt to knock the sesame seeds off his buns.
The farm will be sold & profits given to widow McDonald.
Momma Cass will be shown to have weighed a ton.
Rumors will fly about ‘another’ land down under.
Obama’s birth certificate will suddenly appear.
Wile E. Coyote will finally catch the Road Runner.
Each day, in Los Angeles, the sky will be clear.
Predators & Aliens from movie fame
will be found to actually exist.
They will be buddies in more than name.
Finally, if you believe any of this
I have a bridge I would like to sell you.
—————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2015)