Rough Love
In romance, you’re like an NFL linebacker.
In things of love, you’re a real nut cracker.
You come on so strong, it’s like a tackle.
A ‘no’ answer will raise your hackles.
All who date you fear for their lives.
They would rather fight 100 bee hives.
Those who have tried to escape
paid in the end by being raped.
A woman can rape a man if it’s you.
No one turns you down. That’s the rule.
Vinegar won’t attract like honey will.
But, in your case, you’d rather kill.
You’re a dangerous woman to be around.
You end up smashing Cupid into the ground.
Love poems by you are totally insane.
A zombie making love to a brain.
Only you make love a four letter word.
For you to be sweet is totally absurd.
Maybe bigfoot would be the one for you.
Big, smelly, and hairy with nothing to do.
You’re number 1 on the most unwanted list.
You do give a choice. A kiss or a fist.
You think a Harlequin novel is a horror story.
You love violence in all its glory.
There is little hope for someone like you.
Maybe you could get a job in a zoo.
People will throw you peanuts.
Just don’t try to rip off their penis.
————————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2017)