The Little Knight Finds Victory
The little knight was looking at the ads in the paper one day.
He saw an ad that said: Assertive Training Classes start today.
The little knight said “that’s for me.”
He went straight there so he could see.
He signed up for the complete course.
He finished top in his class, of course.
That night the little knight had another dream.
He was one mean ass kicking machine.
He found where the conniving beast was hiding.
the one who stole his girl without even trying.
He intended to get her back at any cost.
He would show the ‘beast’ who was boss.
The little knight caught them in an alley way.
The little knight said: “It’s time to play!!”
A tremendous battle took place that night.
The little knight easily won that fight.
The little knight said: “Now, you’re back with me.”
His girl fell into his arms & said: “Right where I want to be.”
The little knight awoke with a start.
This was the first dream since they had been apart
where the little knight had come out on top.
The assertive training had hit the spot.
He knew then just what he would do.
‘Beast’,—- I’m coming for you.
He went to his x-friend’s house.
Snuck up & peeked in, quiet as a mouse.
They were both there watching TV.
It might be the last thing they would see.
He beat on the door really hard.
Yelled at them “Come out in the yard.”
The little knight was super assertive and to the point.
He had the ‘beast’ wanting out of that joint.
The ‘beast’ was shaking in his boots.
Pleading for mercy. Yelling “Turn me loose.”
The ‘beast’ said he didn’t love her anyway.
He only tried to get her because he was jealous that way.
The ‘beast’ ran in and locked his door.
After he had yelled “She is only a whore.”
The little knight said to her: “I know that’s not true.”
“You were meant for me & I was meant for you.”
She flew into his arms apologizing all the while.
She said she only did it to make him stand up for her in style.
She said she wanted him to be more of a man.
She used to say: “Be more assertive. I know you can.”
The little knight said he could do that now.
Nothing nor no one will come between us now.
So ends the tales of the brave little knight.
Does he still dream?— Sometimes at night.
But, now, he always wins every battle.
Rides away with his girl on the saddle.
From now on they will always say.
One brave little knight rides away.
——————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2013)