So Simple, Yet So Difficult
It took some time, but I’m beginning to see.
Women really do differ from me.
I’m not talking about the physical attributes.
I am talking more absolutes.
The way they look at everything.
Their definition of having a fling.
What turns them on and what doesn’t.
Thinking what she wanted,—- wasn’t.
Something simple is seen differently.
Even if we both pretend to agree.
She sees one thing. I see another.
The one more like me is my brother.
Communication becomes very hard.
She doesn’t talk like she came from Mars.
She talks like she came from Venus.
I hope that book doesn’t come between us.
But, what it says seems to be true.
Has this ever happened to you?
Arguing when we are saying the same thing.
Her approach is hard to be seen.
She says: “Men, they are all alike.”
Sometimes I think she says it for spite.
Women are the true mystery of nature.
Man is easy to understand. Not a satyr.
Does a transgender have problems here?
For the rest of us, it is never clear.
Is anyone willing to translate?
There is just no help when you are on a date.
How about maybe asking your mother?
That’s as embarrassing as telling your brother.
No one wants to look stupid about this.
Yet, it is all that stands in the way of bliss.
—————————————–R. W. Johnson—–(2015)