Valentine’s Day

 

      Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is here again.

A day for love and flying cupids.

A day for romance to begin.

Not a day for acting stupid.

 

First give her a special card.

One that expresses your love.

Things you failed to regard

all year, like you should of.

 

Then, follow up with flowers,

chocolates, or some other gift.

Be aware of February showers,

as the limo gives you both a lift.

 

A nice dinner, then a movie.

Maybe, somewhere else .

Your choice. Make it groovy.

Make sure your feelings are felt.

 

Make her happy and loved.

She will return it in full.

It’s a gift from God above.

It’s all more than just a show.

 

It is how you really feel.

Time to express all of it.

Let her know your love is real.

Pour out your heart. Every bit.

 

In the days that follow your love will grow.

Deeper love and respect will flourish.

Without Valentine’s Day, you might never know.

Just how great love is when it’s nourished.

————————————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2015)

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween Haunting

 

      Halloween Haunting

Day after day

I passed by the Vineyard Country Inn.

I cannot say

what  it was that made me stop in.

This Inn was old.

It had been deserted for years.

Today, I felt bold.

Probably courage helped by a few beers.

As I drew near

the Inn itself seemed to coax me on.

With a hint of fear

I felt like turning & ‘color me gone’.

But, I went on.

 

I stepped on the porch and heard a squeal.

I stopped still.

I was ready to spin on my heel.

I had no will.

Then, I saw the step made the squeal.

I tried the door.

With a shudder it opened with a squeal.

There, on the floor.

Was odd looking tracks as if made by a wheel.

A mystery to see.

Like made by a unicycle rode by a clown.

What could it be?

There was no sign of anyone around.

 

Should I go in?

Should I leave this place, never to return?

Curiosity won again.

My desire to solve this mystery burned.

I go inside.

The single wheel track goes to the left.

Stepping with pride,

I follow the trail that might lead to death.

Near the wall

I find a deep dish pizza pan upside down.

But, that’s not all.

The pan said: PIZZA HUT  We deliver all over town.

—————————————————–R. W. Johnson—– (2010)

 

Halloween Games

 

      Halloween Games

It was a foggy trick or treat night.

We stayed close to keep in sight.

The night had been good to us so far.

We had enough candy to fill a car.

Just one more house up ahead.

The one that was haunted, people said.

It was the mansion behind the cemetery.

To say it was spooky was quite contrary.

We were a little slow with our approach.

The lawn was thick like walking on mulch.

After a double dog dare I banged the knocker.

We heard a squeak like a broken down rocker.

Then, the sound of feet shuffling along.

If we weren’t so scared we would have been gone.

We heard a deadbolt being thrown.

Then we heard another moving with a grown.

Slowly the door creaked as it was opened.

A dark figure stood there and hadn’t spoken.

A woman in black with a hood over her head

stood facing us . She smelled like she was dead.

She looked down and I saw her face.

She looked like a witch with skin like paste.

“Trick or treat” we stammered out.

Our bags were shaking that we held out.

“So, you wanna play a trick on ole Joyce”,

she said with a high scratchy voice.

“No mamm, it’s Halloween” I managed to say.

She said” Well, come on in. I have a game we can play.”

“If you win you will get a treat.”

“If you lose I will get something to eat.”

She pulled us in & slammed the door with a cackle.

“Go in to my parlor now before it’s midnight.”

“That’s the bewitching hour when we ‘treat’ kids right.”

We were all too scared to worry about loot.

We were almost peeing in our boots.

“The game goes like this. Three of you get 3 guesses.”

“That’s one guess each. Don’t make any messes.”

“You have to guess my name.”

“If you do you win the game.”

“You are first. Let’s hear your guess?”

“Joyce?” Joey said in a voice that was his best.

“Wrong” she yelled. “I knew that would lead you astray.”

She looked at Peter to see what he’d say?

“Rumplestiltskin” he finally gasped out.

She roared with laughter shaking all about.

“Nice try kid but, that’s strike two.”

Looking at me she said “Now, I want to hear from you.”

I happened to see an envelope sitting on a stand.

I remember the name printed on it by hand.

Along with the address of this place.

I took a chance and said to her face.

“You’re Ms. Haddie Hinklebow”

Her eyes opened big and she stared with a scowl

“Now, how did you know that?.” she asked.

“I saw a letter as I went by” I gasped.

She shook her head and said “You win.”

She gave each of us a sack of candy and gold .

She said “Come again next year if you are bold.”

We ran like hell and never went back.

Years later we include the story in our  Halloween  sacks

——————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2013)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Halloween Fun

      Some Halloween Fun

Eney meany miny mo.

You keep saying to take it slow.

It’s been over two years now.

If that’s not slow then tell me how.

 

Inka dinka dinka doo.

You know how much I love you.

Do you love me just as much?

Is this relationship built on trust?

 

Abra kadabra. Holy hey.

I called you up the other day.

You said you were down with the flu.

Friends of mine said they saw you.

 

Eye of newt. Leg of spider.

I’m not wanting to start a fight here.

Just tell where this all is going.

Do I stay or should I be rolling?

 

Ghosts & goblins & scary things.

It’s the scariest relationship I’ve ever seen.

Just like “Spooky” in the song.

What the hell is going on?

 

“Trick or treat”

Yelled everyone as I came down the street.

“We were having some Halloween fun.”

“Your girl said you’re the only one”

 

Black cats and witch’s brew.

Now I feel just like a fool.

I put it behind me as we made love.

In the woods with a full moon above.——–R. W. Johnson—–(2011)

 

A Halloween Boo Boo

 

      A Halloween Boo Boo

It’s that time of year again.

Time for pumpkins, ghosts, and candy tins.

Time to mix up a special brew.

A big caldron of bubbling goo.

A ‘real’ witch will mix it up.

Special ingredients to fill your gut.

You must be careful cause you never know

just which way this stuff will go.

Look out!!, some just splashed out now.

It is growing to the size of a cow.

It’s all slimy and really stinks.

Smells like something flushed down the sink.

It is moving like a great big blob.

Coming toward us like mudslide sod.

Run!! Get away from here quick!!

Or you will be sucked up like that stick.

It just ran over a little mouse.

The mouse is gone. The little louse.

The more living things it eats the more red it gets.

It wants organic beings. It won’t rest.

We have to stop it. There must be a way.

Freeze it like in “The Blob”, in its day.

So, like the movie, we sprayed it with co2.

Froze it solid. We ain’t no fools.

We had the Air Force fly it to the frozen arctic

They left it there in a heartbeat.

We hope we never see it again.

Happy Halloween. It’s not the end.———–R. W. Johnson—–(2014)

 

 

 

 

A Halloween Urban Legend

 

      A Halloween Urban Legend

While camping for a day in the desert lands,

I saw a man walking out of the burning sands.

He came into camp and asked for water.

He looked like he couldn’t get much hotter.

His skin was red and his clothes hung limp.

His body smelled  like burning hemp.

After he drank enough to quench his thirst.

I said “This day must have been your worst”.

He replied “No, what’ s out there is worse by far”.

I said “You mean the heat? Where’s your car?’.

“I Ran into them on a geological survey trip”.

“Scared me so bad I almost lost my grip”.

“Big, ugly, hair all over. Looked like a demon”.

“More than one. A bunch of behemoths”.

“I dropped everything and ran for my life”.

“All I had on me was just my pipe”.

“I’ve been running, walking, & crawling “.

“For 2 days straight. Too dried out for bawling”.

I said ”Man, you’re  lucky you found me”.

“If you get too hot, no telling what you’ll see”.

“No man, it wasn’t a hallucination or illusion”.

“They were real,  in all their profusion”.

“They looked like they were having lunch”

“They were eating human parts, I have a hunch”.

“I’ll drive you to the nearest town”.

“Report it to the police about what you found”.

When he told the police his story,

they laughed and said “We know it was gory”.

“However, 2 days ago was Halloween day”.

“ Every year there is a similar experience, they say”.

“There has been many searches with nothing found’.

“ It’s just an urban legend. To Halloween, it’s bound’.

The man was shocked and was sorry he came.

For him Halloween will never be the same.

——————————————————-R. W. Johnson—-(2012)

 

Holiday Blues

      Holiday Blues

The holidays were here and now they’re. gone.

You haven’t been loving in oh, so long.

On Christmas day it was like the good old times.

By the next day you were only a friend of mine.

The love and intimacy was totally  missing.

Touching you was risky. forget about kissing.

Love is not something you can take off & put on.

It is either there or it is totally gone.

How your mind operates is beyond me.

Such kind of rapid changes just cannot be.

There is much more here than meets the eye.

You deny all, including there being another guy.

Let’s look at this from my point of view.

I love you more than you ever knew.

I would give anything to return to the past.

Back to the happy times I thought would last.

I feel the same. I don’t know about you?

No matter how I try there is nothing I can do.

Have you aged to where your libido has died?

Shriveled up and blew away like some old rag?

The answer must be known by a wiser man.

As for me,—– I just keep doing all I can.—–R. W. Johnson—–(2013)

 

 

The Meaning Of Christmas

 

                     The Meaning Of Christmas.

It’s that time of year again.

A time when we think of all our friends.

Some we haven’t seen in years.

Our only contact is a card bringing Christmas cheer.

Relatives and other close friends receive

a present from the heart, we believe.

Yes, the lights are pretty, the tree smells nice.

The Santa’s and reindeer & streamers of ice.

All the other commercial treats

leaves little to remember why we feast.

It’s not really Jesus birthday; thats in the fall.

But, that is why Christmas exists at all.

The Son of God came to earth as a baby.

To grow up & save all men and ladies.

By giving His life for the wages of sin.

Though He himself knew no sin.

So when you read that Christmas card

or open that Christmas present, pard,

remember to give thanks to the one who gave all.

that you could be saved from sin and the fall.

——————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2013)