Make Time For This

Make Time For This

Hard to find free time in the everyday life.
It is filled with so much hassle and strife.
Running here, rushing there, no time to spare.
Something is going on everywhere.
Time to kick back and smell the roses.
The answer is right under our noses.
Set priorities. Make a list.
The most important you can’t miss.
The others go on a back burner.
Make time for you. Be a learner.
Take up a hobby. Work the ‘honey do’ list.
You’re on vacation. It beats being pissed.
It could be a couple hours a day.
Save a little time to play.
Just relax and unwind.
Time to enjoy a little free time.
The benefits you reap will be a lot.
Lower your stress, b/p, and tension knot.
It will overall help your health.
Add diet and exercise for little wealth.
In the end, you will be glad you did.
Maybe then, you won’t flip your lid.

———————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

Author’s Dream, Or A Real Scene (Part 2)

Author’s Dream, Or A Real Scene? (Part 2)

The author was working on his latest book.
It was getting dark when the windows shook.
He heard: “I am back. The enemy is coming.”
He was back in Thanos’s castle,  & Thanos was running.
“Quick, I will erect your protective shield.”
“You don’t have to worry. It will not yield.”
He had me stand, looking out over the yard.
I felt surrounded by something hard.
I couldn’t see it, but I knew it was there.
I could feel the static in my hair.
Soon, wizards came into the courtyard.
They had wands and were chanting hard.
A red flash shot across the scene.
A shield glowed around the hit being.
The wizard fired back with a blue flash.
At the gate, the perpetrator jumped back.
A wooden beam split and fell over.
Rock fell on an evil wizard, the size of a bolder.
They had to drop their shields to fire.
If hit then, they became a live wire.
One wizard fired and was hit by a spell.
He immediately gave out a yell.
Then, he was clucking & scratching like a chicken.
The spell had apparently gave him a lickin.
The fight continued, spells flying back & forth.
Wizard’s fire flew, lighting up the court.
Then, the wizards, in sequence, created a scene.
The greatest fireworks I’d ever seen.
Evil wizards were screaming & running everywhere.
There was static electricity in the air.
It was so bright, I had to cover my eyes.
When I opened them, I was surprised.
I was back at my desk and fireworks were going off.
It was the 4th of July. Many fireworks were aloft.
I could easily see them out of my window.
The fairgrounds was a stone’s throw below.
Had I been asleep again? Was it a dream?
It seemed so real, the entire scene.
He would use the scene in his book.
Beyond that, he didn’t want a second look.

——————————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

Heart Strings

Heart Strings

I once loved the music from the strings of your heart.
Now, that music is just tearing me apart.
The strings of my heart play I love you.
Your heart strings now play we are through.
Yours is such a hurtful and bitter sound.
Not like the music of the happiness I once found.
The music is saying soon you will be gone.
The saddest music number to come along.
The music of nature has dropped a note.
The music of the stars say “That’s all she wrote.”
One is the saddest experience you’ll ever know.
One is sad. That’s how the music goes.
Two is so much better than one.
That is, when the two can sound like one.
My heart strings now only bring tears.
The strings have rusted through the years.
A happier sound cannot be heard.
One is the only sound. The final word.
Oh, that my heart strings would ever sing again.
So I could feel all the joy from within.
The world would sing a happier tune.
Life music would heal the wound.
But, it seems that can never come true.
For I could never find another you.

———————————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

Author’s Dream, Or A Real Scene

Author’s Dream, Or A Real Scene?

The author was deep into his fantasy writing.
Suddenly, there was a flash like lightening.
He looked around. A wizard was standing there.
He felt a shock that raised up his hair.
“Who are you? Where did you come from?”
“I am Thanos from a magical kingdom.”
“From your ancient past before known time.”
“Back when magic ruled and it was mine.”
“If you are writing about magic, get it right.”
“I’ve come to correct that. Don’t get uptight.”
With that he pointed his wand at the writer.
Zap!! Everything changed. It was night here.
“Where am I. What happened?” he asked.
“You’re in my time. You are way in the past.”
“I will show you why magic didn’t last.”
“I will show you how magic really works.”
“Also, how we live with all its quirks.”
“But, why? Why are you doing all this?”
He was scared. About to piss.
“I wanted you to know such a time was actual.”
“If writing about it, you can get things factual.”
“This is insane. I must be dreaming.”
“I will change your mind about that.” Scheming.
“Here there is a war going on now.”
“Between us and the evil wizards.”He scowled.
“I want to zap them and turn them to dust.”
“That would excite me like you would over lust.”
“They will torture kids and rape a goat.”
“I would like to turn them all to smoke.”
“How long has this war been going on?”
“Since the cradle of creation. It goes on and on.”
He whipped out a map and pointed to it.
“Their kingdom is here. They need a ship.”
“ Much water separates them and us.”
“They won’t fly that far. They have no guts.”
“Wizards can fly? I thought you used a dragon?”
“They exist in this time but, no one can ride them.”
“To fly long distances takes much magical energy.”
“It is far better to wait till they come near me.”
“My sources say an attack will happen tonight.”
“I brought you here so you can observe the fight.”
“What? Is it safe? I could be killed!!”
“You will be safe. So it is willed.”
“I won’t be fighting alone.”
“All wizards will fight to defend the throne.”
“Every spell that is known to us will be used.”
“The same with them. Watch as it ensues.”
“You will be protected by a powerful shield.”
“Do not worry. It will not yield.”
The writer could not believe what he was hearing.
He kept shaking his head but, things were not clearing.
‘This is total madness’ he thought to himself.
I am surprised I am not a fairy or an elf.
“Stay here a moment. I will be right back”
The wizard left and that was that.
He looked around and he was at his desk.
‘What the hell’ he thought. ‘What a mess.’
‘I must have fallen asleep?’ ‘But, it seemed so real.’
After that ‘dream’, he didn’t know how to feel.
It did give him some good ideas for a new story.
He could write about a wizard war, you see.
But, he actually didn’t ‘dream’ about the war.
Stay tuned. For this story, there may be more.

————————————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

A Draw Like Greased Lightening

A Draw Like Greased Lightening

It’s a sight that’s unbelievable to some.
But, the man is really fast with a gun.
Throw a coin into the air.
He would draw and shoot it there.
Blow a hole right through its center.
Then holster without a glimmer.
Even three coins before they fell.
This guy is fast and accurate as hell.
He could split a playing card edgewise.
That should really be no surprise.
He could draw, fire, and holster so fast,
you cannot see it. It is a real blast.
He can shoot riding, running, lying down.
He is the greatest shot ever found.
You might catch a film of him on U-Tube.
You will think ‘How can anyone beat this dude?’
A lifetime of practice made him this good.
He uses his talent properly like he should.
No one can put him to the test.
He would be the best in the old West.

————————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

The Number Of Love

The Number Of Love

I’ve worked out the math. It is done.
I have the answer for everyone.
It all boils down to one number.
It even covers the sound of thunder.
It is not 666, it is the number of God.
And all that is His. Now that’s not odd.
God is love. So this is love’s number.
Let no man be put asunder.
Every man should have love somehow.
So I am giving you the number right now.
It is: Beachwood 4-5789.
You can call it up & get a date any old time.
Just don’t say you heard it from me.
Because the answer is plain to see.
It is written down in black and white.
So that should not cause any fight.
There is clearly no mystery here.
There is nothing that you should fear.
So go ahead and give it a try.
You will find that I didn’t lie.
Just don’t act like a fool.
Because that number also goes for you.

—————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

Can Animals Talk With Each Other?

Can Animals Talk With Each Other?

I heard a blue jay squawking.
It wasn’t me he was mocking.
He was saying things, I was sure.
I just couldn’t tell what they were.
Then, I heard a crow caw loudly.
He seemed to be talking proudly.
Then a squirrel was making noise.
He wasn’t playing with any toys.
He was chattering at another.
Better that than fight with each other.
A song bird seemed to be singing.
Ducks quacked, while overhead winging.
The language of nature was there.
You could hear it anytime anywhere.
It would be great to know what they say.
I went inside and asked my African Gray.
“Polly wants a cracker” was all he said.
“Clam up dummy” Was I out of my head?
He only repeats what I taught him.
I just asked him on a whim.
“Do animals talk with one another?”
“Do you argue with your mother?”
What kind of answer was that?
“You smart assed parrot rat.”
“It is the answer you are seeking.”
“Yes. In simple terms I am speaking.”
I almost passed out on the floor.
I couldn’t get him to talk anymore.
But, the answer seems to be clear.
Don’t ask a parrot if one is near.

—————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

1,000 With More To Come

1,000 With More To Come

The day has come, it’s finally here
The 1.000th poem will now appear.
It has taken quite awhile.
Hopefully, it will make you smile.
Yes, there will be more poems to come.
It may all seem a waste to some.
But, others will enjoy them a lot.
Not trying to pin you to the spot.
I write poems to pass the time.
I write poems. Is that a crime?
I write poems to provoke thought.
Better to consider than to not.
I write poems to say who I am.
I write poems because I can.
I write poems as a hobby.
Sometimes, while drinking a hot toddy.
I write story poems to entertain.
I write humor to keep myself sane.
Some have said these aren’t really poems.
That’s like saying are pennies really coins?
They are not worth much, but they add up.
1,000 is a good start to shut them up.
Sometimes poems are a real challenge.
Other times, they roll right out while I lounge.
Many poems take a lot of thought.
Other poems may be better forgot.
But, if it brings entertainment and joy to one.
Then, it is worth it to make sure they come.

———————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

Influences Of Others And Yourself

Influences Of Others And Yourself

People come and people go.
It is like a river’s flow.
They pass through your life.
Some quickly, with little strife.
Others stay and become friends.
You will know them till the end.
Family members mostly stay.
That is unless they move away.
All influence who we are.
Many influence who we will be.
Like a butterfly or a flea.
Beautiful, or irritating, or both.
Some can really get your goat.
Teachers can mold your mind.
Preachers can help keep you in line.
Take time to think of yourself.
What’s your influence or help?
How do you affect the lives of others?
Do they love you or have their druthers?
Others know us for who we are.
To others, make yourself a star.
Leave a good impression that will not fade.
Don’t sit back, join the parade.
Be someone who leaves a mark.
Be respected, right from the start.
Someone else will need that from you.
So they can be a better person too.

——————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)

Never Pleasing Weather

Never Pleasing Weather

Well, today it’s hotter than hell.
I hope I can make it through this spell.
Oh what fun to be on a beach.
Cool water within my reach.
But, the sand would burn my feet.
“Nothing works,” I cry in defeat.
I will lay here with a cold beer.
Sorry darling, you can’t be near.
It is too damned hot to fool around.
Today is hot enough to kill a clown.
Slowly, the day drags by.
As the boiling sun creeps across the sky.
I could fry eggs on the sidewalk.
But, it’s too hot to even walk.
I feel as if my tongue will swell.
I’m melting away. Anyone can tell.
I am wet everywhere.
Sweaty feet to dripping hair.
More beer, I must stay hydrated.
Without it I become dehydrated.
Have you ever suffered through heat like this?
It is so hot there is no need to piss.
Being inside doesn’t help at all.
It is stifling. I can’t even crawl.
I’ll fill the tub with water and soak in it.
Maybe that will cool me a little bit.
I feel like cutting carrots and onions.
Adding them to the tub. The fun begins.
Aahhh!!, what am I thinking?
I’ll just lie here and keep on reeking.
Then, I turned on the TV and got the news.
They said the stores were running out of booze.
Worst news I’ve never heard.
Till they told me what will occur.
Another 5 days of this retched heat.
I should die and admit defeat.
But, no. I will tough it out.
Then, in 6 days I will shout.
“I’m alive!!, but now it’s cold, no doubt.”

—————————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)